Yesterday's class was all about setting up our meals for the coming pre- and post-surgery weeks. However, an obsession has taken over me that I just need to document. My major surgical fear, right now, is the need for a catheter.
I've never been admitted to a hospital, so I don't know what to expect. But I'm pretty sure (since this is significant surgery) that I'm going to be fitted with a catheter. Freakin' me out! The result of obsessing about this is that I've become very penis-focused, and am spending a lot of my time shivvering and trying to divert my attention elsewhere.
If this continues for the next several months, I'm going to go insane.
Now, I didn't put a picture on this blog entry, because just looking over Google Images of catheters made me need to dive into a hole. So, instead, I'm going to let you look it up yourself. In any case, not good. At least not good for my imagination.
I've got to stop obsessing.
I've got to stop obsessing.
I've got to stop obsessing.
-sd
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